Apr 4 2009

Confirmed sighting!

Posted by AndyFan: From a text in the early am.

andyfan: I need a confirmed sighting. stop.

andy: I can see me. stop.

andyfan: where? stop.

andy: right here. stop.

andyfan: thank you. stop


Apr 3 2009

Rumor has it.

Posted by AndyFan: I am not sure how many times I can say “rumor has it” before it gets over-used, but seeing as how we are on opposite coasts, it’s all just rumor until I get word from a reliable source. And no, Andy is not a reliable source, even when it comes to his own life. Don’t even get me started on what his sister is up to lately.

So, rumor has it that Andy was seen leaving town late last night heading north. No confirmations on this just yet, but maybe he is getting some much deserved R&R, apparently the universe owes him. So, Californians, keep an eye out for a Grand Marquis leaving a path of awe behind it. It’s a beige Grand Marquis, no, it’s blue, or was it red, oh balls, just look for a fast moving, double talking, over-sized car, bearing New York license plates, heading north out of LA with a boyish driver, screaming (he calls it signing) at the top of his lungs (more than likely something from the repertoire of Bert, Ernie or any one of the Beatles). He moves fast, sometimes even faster than the car. From your passenger rear view mirror, pronounced meer, it looks like the image below. Remember, objects in meer are bigger than they appear, especially when driving through Warshingten.

Sorry, closer, they are closer than they appear. Oh just watch out! He may single handedly save the US auto industry one day.

Oh Andy, My Andy!

Oh Andy, My Andy


Apr 2 2009

Gram!

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This is my Grandma. And it’s a picture from my favorite, self made, game…  “Can you figure out why Granma looks so annoyed? You get three guesses.  Stay tuned, there will be more on Gram.


Apr 1 2009

Andy Pagana IS the Frogman of Oz

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Well, at the very least, there is a kinship.
“Yes, I shall probably astonish strangers, because they have never before had the pleasure of seeing me”
– Frogman (The Lost Princess of Oz, L. Frank Baum), mirroring everything I ever said or thought about myself.

Apr 1 2009

Screw The Economy, I’m Buying a Segway!

Posted by AndyFan: OK, so we talked with the man himself and apparently all is fine and things are on schedule over at Veritas, and we know he wouldn’t lie about that. It seems that in an effort to, well, exude less effort, Andy was trying out a Segway and bumped into Segway aficionado Steve Wozniak. Always one to go along for the ride (holy puns Batman!), Andy joined in for the ABC segment. So alas, he is not Steve’s new personal assistant nor is he battling it out with Anthony Michael Hall for the job. He was simply testing out a portable transport device that required nothing more than leaning. By the look on his face, it was not moving fast enough. Hall on the other hand looks as if, well, we’ll let you come up with some ideas about that. What was he doing there?

We also thought it worth mentioning, ABC has been trying to reach Mr. Pagana since the segment aired Monday night. Apparently Andy left his hat in the locker room after he recorded his episode of Wipeout last Spring and they have been trying to get it back to him. Andy, call ABC.

Live from Warshingten!


Mar 31 2009

Hard Times in Los Angeles?

Posted by AndyFan: It seems the grapevine has been active since the site launched yesterday. Andyfan found out from one of our New York networks that our fearless hero may be on a bit of an economic downturn since finishing the last episode for season one of Slangman’s World back in December. We heard he was working on several directing and producing projects slated to start in the next few months, aside from promoting Slangman, but our sources have reason to think otherwise. Those That Knows in New York reported seeing Andy on ABCs Dancing With the Stars episode last night. It turns out Andy may be moonlighting as an assistant for none other than Apple co-founder and current Dancing With The Stars contestant, Steve Wozniak. We are not sure how Andy got hooked up with Woz, but he is not the only Hollywood celeb to turn to the MAC guru during these troubled times. In the photo below we are pretty sure we can make out Anthony Michael Hall (dude, Gary from Weird Science) along side Andy, both trailing behind Woz on their Segways. Not sure where Andy got his—seems too high tech and way too fuel efficient for his tastes—but maybe Woz was testing their abilities to keep up with him. Andy is always up to the challenge—look at his face. And is he riding it side saddle? Seems like the pair were edging out the rest of the competition for some time with Woz.

We are doing our best to find out what caused this turn of events and what it means for our Captain and the rest of the projects on the list at Veritas. We weren’t expecting such breaking news on day one, but Andyfan will do his best to get to the bottom of the story.

Andy Pagana and Anthony Michael Hall on Dancing With The Stars Contestant Steve Wozniak

Andy Pagana and Anthony Michael Hall with Dancing With The Stars contestant Steve Wozniak


Mar 30 2009

Hello Andy Fans!

Posted by AndyFan: Welcome from the world of Andy. As #1 AndyFan I want to thank you for taking the time to inquire about Andy Pagana. He wouldn’t do the same for you. Well, at least he has tried and hasn’t found anything that warrants reading, or he has finished all that he thought worthy so he moved on to creating something truly amazing for all to read, listen and watch. So stay tuned. No really, he does exist—stay where you are and wait. He leaves if you don’t pay attention. Maybe this will be the forum that helps him conquer the world.

Greetings from Warshingten!