Oct 30 2019

Puppet Drones the Imperial Sand Dunes

…With Wolfgang Weber. Check out Conner Connerson’s newest Vlog.


Sep 30 2019

The Nonsense Box RETURNS!!!

Episode 6 is now LIVE on my YouTube channel.

It’s back – Despite the lack of popular demand! This episode, ‘THE MUSTACHE STORE” has the usual amount of bad jokes, silly songs, puppets and animation.


Sep 6 2019

Schwartzy and Pagana Meet Curly’s Grandson


Jun 13 2015

Street Art (From the comfort of my living room) #1 – “Hunter” or “Man with Coffee”


Jun 20 2014

Goodbye Kate Mantilini’s – Part 1

 

June 14, 2014

The Beverly Hills location of Kate Mantilini’s closed it’s doors for good. I drove down for one last crack at their corned beef hash (they were out) so had a bit of chicken, steak and their famous mac and cheese. I brought a little 35mm camera to see what I could grab. It was low light but I gave it a go, opening it up all the way and holding it as steady as I could. I wanted to reportage the whole freakin’ joint. But except for the chef (the first picture) nobody was into it.

Eventually I was thrown out.

Kate Mantilini's Cook Last night

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Last customer at Kate Mantilinis


Jun 25 2012

Early EXCLUSIVE review of the ‘Dark Knight Rises’


Mar 30 2012

The Beginnings of a Song!

Posted by Andyfan:

One, two, Three;
Why do all expect this for free?

Three, Two, one;
Cuz this is where the fun begun!

Four, five, six;
We’ll save those for future tricks

Six, five, four,
We’re three you hear, ain’t no more

Happy Birthday to us!

 

 


Aug 26 2011

Coincidence, we think not!

Posted by AndyFan: Struck with fear like an AndyFan caught in the grill of a Grand Marquis, New Yorkers are bracing for the second natural disaster in one week trumping all time historical records. We (it’s only me people, but the voices keep me company) are following the storm from down south with bated breath. Not quite sure what to make of its path, but we do have to wonder the odds of not one but two terrifying calamities in a four day period. Irene is coming off the Atlantic and Californians are mocking New Yorkers. Our only answer, ANDY! Nothing spells epic disaster like a pre-labor day weekend explosion of Andysized proportions. No, that was actually not a fat joke.


Aug 25 2011

Sorry Virginia Area People

Posted by AndyFan: You can tell those Californian people to eff off. Seriously. All of them. Seriously, they riot when their home team wins a ball game. Who does that? I mean the object of battle is to defend your turf so you can live to fight another day. Not so that you can go home, sit on the couch and set the rug on fire. WHO DOES THAT? But I digest. The real reason that Cali can stick it is that the east coast natural disaster that they mocked the other day was not an earthquake, but the seismic pounding of my heart when I was told Andy would be traveling to the East coast this weekend. Much worse Californian people, much worse. You should know. He’ll be coming back around to you at the end of next week. Seriously, brace yourselves. If you could just take up his time a little more, this impending terror would not exist. Your engagement would benefit us all.

Now would someone please let me know when he is in the air. I have to see a Chinaman about some rain making equipment. It’s been a little dry in the Warshingten area as of late.


Jul 23 2011

Truisms

Posted by AndyFan: It is not often Andy calls with a pressing need of calamitous proportions. Rarely if we are counting, or rarely do we count, I am not quite sure, Andy nor I do well with math, just ask his well-paid accountant (who says there is no money in the budget to pay an Andy or an AndyFan) or sit down and have a conversation with Andy about the National Debt Ceiling. He will expound about simply getting a few illegal aliens at reduced rates to tear down the existing one and put up a higher one. They’ll have the job done in three days tops. But as for calamity, Andy tries with all of his might to stay clear of the sauce. However, once in a moon he does call to vent or seek consul from his trusted AndyFan when he has dipped his chips in it. The last such incident went as such:

Andy: “AndyFan, I have a problem.”

AndyFan: “You know I have a name right Andy?”

Andy: “Seriously, did I call to talk about your problems or mine?”

AndyFan: “Sorry Sir, what’s the problem?”

Andy: “I have a friend (for the sake of this conversation we will refer to said friend as “H”) who I think I upset.”

AndyFan: “Did H tell you he was upset?”

Andy: “No, I just know.”

AndyFan: “Did you do anything to make H upset?”

Andy: “That is irrelevant. What’s wrong with you?”

AndyFan: “Sorry, I am not sure how you want me to help if…”

Andy: “I want to know how to make said friend understand me like you do?”

AndyFan: “Sorry, I don’t follow.”

Andy: “Typically.”

AndyFan: “Sorry?”

Andy: “You should be.”

AndyFan: “Sir?”

Andy: “Look, how do I get my friends, especially H, to take it like you do.”

AndyFan: “Take what?”

Andy: “Me. Andy. Seriously, are you paying attention or smoking something over there?”

AndyFan: “Well, Sir, I am a door mat. Says so on my business card. Not sure your friends are the same.”

Andy: “No, they certainly are not!”

AndyFan: “Why don’t you just apologize?”

Andy: “What are you smoking? Look, can you just post a little story about how I don’t like to upset my friends, least of all H?”

AndyFan: “But Sir, you told me never to post a falsitude.”

Andy: “True. Very True.”