Posted by AndyFan: OK, so we talked with the man himself and apparently all is fine and things are on schedule over at Veritas, and we know he wouldn’t lie about that. It seems that in an effort to, well, exude less effort, Andy was trying out a Segway and bumped into Segway aficionado Steve Wozniak. Always one to go along for the ride (holy puns Batman!), Andy joined in for the ABC segment. So alas, he is not Steve’s new personal assistant nor is he battling it out with Anthony Michael Hall for the job. He was simply testing out a portable transport device that required nothing more than leaning. By the look on his face, it was not moving fast enough. Hall on the other hand looks as if, well, we’ll let you come up with some ideas about that. What was he doing there?
We also thought it worth mentioning, ABC has been trying to reach Mr. Pagana since the segment aired Monday night. Apparently Andy left his hat in the locker room after he recorded his episode of Wipeout last Spring and they have been trying to get it back to him. Andy, call ABC.
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Posted by AndyFan: It seems the grapevine has been active since the site launched yesterday. Andyfan found out from one of our New York networks that our fearless hero may be on a bit of an economic downturn since finishing the last episode for season one of Slangman’s World back in December. We heard he was working on several directing and producing projects slated to start in the next few months, aside from promoting Slangman, but our sources have reason to think otherwise. Those That Knows in New York reported seeing Andy on ABCs Dancing With the Stars episode last night. It turns out Andy may be moonlighting as an assistant for none other than Apple co-founder and current Dancing With The Stars contestant, Steve Wozniak. We are not sure how Andy got hooked up with Woz, but he is not the only Hollywood celeb to turn to the MAC guru during these troubled times. In the photo below we are pretty sure we can make out Anthony Michael Hall (dude, Gary from Weird Science) along side Andy, both trailing behind Woz on their Segways. Not sure where Andy got his—seems too high tech and way too fuel efficient for his tastes—but maybe Woz was testing their abilities to keep up with him. Andy is always up to the challenge—look at his face. And is he riding it side saddle? Seems like the pair were edging out the rest of the competition for some time with Woz.
We are doing our best to find out what caused this turn of events and what it means for our Captain and the rest of the projects on the list at Veritas. We weren’t expecting such breaking news on day one, but Andyfan will do his best to get to the bottom of the story.
Andy Pagana and Anthony Michael Hall with Dancing With The Stars contestant Steve Wozniak
Posted by AndyFan: Welcome from the world of Andy. As #1 AndyFan I want to thank you for taking the time to inquire about Andy Pagana. He wouldn’t do the same for you. Well, at least he has tried and hasn’t found anything that warrants reading, or he has finished all that he thought worthy so he moved on to creating something truly amazing for all to read, listen and watch. So stay tuned. No really, he does exist—stay where you are and wait. He leaves if you don’t pay attention. Maybe this will be the forum that helps him conquer the world.
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