Andrew (Andy) Pagana

Posted by AndyFan: OK, so we talked with the man himself and apparently all is fine and things are on schedule over at Veritas, and we know he wouldn’t lie about that. It seems that in an effort to, well, exude less effort, Andy was trying out a Segway and bumped into Segway aficionado Steve Wozniak. Always one to go along for the ride (holy puns Batman!), Andy joined in for the ABC segment. So alas, he is not Steve’s new personal assistant nor is he battling it out with Anthony Michael Hall for the job. He was simply testing out a portable transport device that required nothing more than leaning. By the look on his face, it was not moving fast enough. Hall on the other hand looks as if, well, we’ll let you come up with some ideas about that. What was he doing there?

We also thought it worth mentioning, ABC has been trying to reach Mr. Pagana since the segment aired Monday night. Apparently Andy left his hat in the locker room after he recorded his episode of Wipeout last Spring and they have been trying to get it back to him. Andy, call ABC.

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